SO YU THINK YOU ARE READY FOR THIS!?!?!?!
I was born and raised by apes in a far far away island ruled by
cannibals. The apes hid me in the jungle, so the cannibals would not eat
me. As a child, I swung through vines day in and day out in search for
food for my mother and father apes. One day they decided it was time for
me to join my fellow human race and find my own path to wisdom. They hid
me in a truck going for the city. Tears were rolling down my face as I
bid them farewell, knowing I would never see them again.
Nowadays, I reside on the Upper West Side of Manhattan, enjoying the city life of New York City in America. I am currently attending Barnard College, Columbia University majoring in Computer Science. I am tamer these days, even though with a few alcoholic beverages I can easily go back to my wilder years!
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