History

I was born and raised by apes in a far far away island ruled by cannibals. The apes hid me in the jungle, so the cannibals would not eat me. As a child, I swung through vines day in and day out in search for food for my mother and father apes. One day they decided it was time for me to join my fellow human race and find my own path to wisdom. They hid me in a truck going for the city. Tears were rolling down my face as I bid them farewell, knowing I would never see them again.

Present Day

Nowadays, I reside on the Upper West Side of Manhattan, enjoying the city life of New York City in America. I am currently attending Barnard College, Columbia University majoring in Computer Science. I am tamer these days, even though with a few alcoholic beverages I can easily go back to my wilder years!

Send all wacky comments this way to ac190@columbia.edu!!!

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